begin my fourth year running and for people who are studying engineering and who knows or has friends in some engineering:
is not no lie ... much less exaggerated ...
* You no longer feel sorry for drooling in class.
* know sleeping with open eyes.
* Coffee and coke are tools, never whims.
* hear the National Anthem two times on the radio, without leaving your chair.
* You've slept more than 20 hours on a weekend.
* You nodded in the bathroom.
* Your brother (s) believed to be son (a) only (a).
* You've heard all your discs in less than 48 hours.
* Not seen in public without dark circles.
* Not seen in public without sunglasses.
* When you receive an invitation, is followed by the question or have too much homework? '.
* lose the keys to your house for a week and do not realize.
* start to skip classes ... lunch and dinner.
* you wash your teeth and hair in the bathroom of the school.
* You have discovered the benefits of raparte or bring the tiny hair.
* hate people who says "I would study engineering ..." and I'll say it lightly, but have no idea of \u200b\u200bthe headaches that brings you the career, or worse, those who never finished the race and believe that so and engineers.
* For the first time since the onset of puberty leave your contact lenses and wear your bottoms of bottles.
* You are an ace at the time of the search for programs on the Internet and / or pages of suppliers or any type of information to work and case design. * You
final papers that are written on the night before the deadline.
* Merge breakfast, lunch and dinner at a big dinner.
* not conceive the holiday as nothing but time to sleep.
* You've gotten drunk with your teachers.
* Constantly create excuses to explain to your teachers of non-career, why did not you do the job.
* Someone once told you "lazy" and wanted to kill him.
* Your nightmares consist of not finishing something or get somewhere on time.
* You can live without human contact, food or daylight, but if it breaks your computer, or internet ....... TOTAL CHAOS! * You can use
Excel, Graphical or any program to perform calculations and / or graphics.
* To your parents are afraid to use words like "you finished" in front of you.
* You get excited if your data were beautiful in the graph.
* Shopping likely expensive books at home, only you understand.
* Tired of people telling you "I was going to be an engineer but I do not like math."
* Your natural archrival becomes a professional: Degree in anything ...
* There is no better place to sleep, two seats together and a backpack as a pillow.
* You have the mark of modernity: a callus on the bottom of the palm by the constant use of the mouse.
your poor
* A computer that no longer fit more programs or more PDF's.
* s got the ability to sleep in any media whether keyboards, backpacks, your peers, soil, food, etc..
* Thousands of times have you been in a sunrise, but never saw one.
* You stop seeing other human beings for you for months but has only been one day.
* Your dog barks and you do not recognize you because you lived outside your home for a few days or was it weeks?
* Always have the silly idea that your work will eventually be recognized.
* For you no difference between summer and normal.
* your new nephew is born and you say "little, my sister was pregnant?".
* Your car is no longer a means of transport and storage becomes your bed, closet ... your faithful companion. jejejejeje
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home serves as a hotel, just get to bathe and sleep (occasionally). * Your friends
studying otherwise not have the same concept of task that you, always say "Oh because you do before class" or "Well, ask someone" or worse "Well do not."
* hate your parents tell you "I go to sleep!" or "IF you're not going to end it and go ... to sleep "or even the simple question" Would you be long? "may irritate you.
* When you have discovered the danger of going behind the wheel after 48 hours without sleep.
So if you have a friend, friend , cousin, cousin, girlfriend, brother, sister, lover ... to study engineering, you know that is never home and why, when, always asleep ..
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